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Tits on a platter

I have awesome breasts.

Alexis is serving a platter of moms tits

I have always loved them. They give me pleasure, fed my baby and are still awesome, if you ask me. If you ask my doctor, tits have suspicious lumps. That is a meaningless statement after you tell a woman she has suspicious lumps in her breast. Phew, that was a long 3 minutes. For you men out there, here is my suggestion.

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Go grab a couple bricks, stand in a public place, take your pants off, place your balls on one brick, and then place the other brick on top.

That, my friends, is a mammogram. Now hold very very still. My perky AAs spread out on the glass like pancake batter on a skillet until they were bigger and flatter than my hand all spread platter.

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An ultrasound is nothing. Sure enough, the doctor is looking at this suspicious mass that even I can see, from every angle.

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I started crying immediately. This is where my brain started doing interesting things.