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thumb Incredibly, this is a real thing. It's called digit ratio theory and multiple studies have confirmed it. Apparently if you slut a longer ring finger, it means you got more testosterone as a fetus and are more likely to be hyperactive, aggressive and disgusted by anything featuring Hugh Grant.

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