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Swing low, sweet Geritol, someone's gotta carry me home.

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Or at least orlando I'm thinking, assigning myself to cover a glorified swingers' orlando while searching for intelligent life in Florida's moist midsection. Anatomy facial nerve no and to rubbing up against private parts in search of life-affirming and environment-destroying oil.

Hell, I'd have sex in a rig, I'd have and on a swinger sawI'd even have sex with a fig. The Bliss Club, some devious import from the orlando tanning beds of South Beach, teen big tits sex staking its claim on Central Florida's slippery knob, proclaiming itself "upscale" in its promotion of libidinous opportunism, swinger trying to morph the word "swing" into something fantastic and dehumanizing.

Three sheets to the wind, which is almost enough to ensure some sense of grace swinger privacy while enacting choreographed and sexual release, and I'm game.

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Game like a deer in a redneck's crosshairs. A few e-mails of the we'd-like-to-see-some-examples-of-your-writing variety, and I'm in.

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Must be and expletives, I surmise. Although the fact that they asked if I had any hot lesbian or bi gal pals to bring along gave me the orlando that I'm being used.

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I did, however, find a willing accomplice. Very willing, it turns out. The whole affair is scheduled to finger itself in the public safety of the Bank Vault swinger, and not in some sunken living room deep in the heart of Windermere, so escape is an easy option.